Posted By: medved (A~z na v~eky Mikov~ce.) on 'Humor'
Title:     Never play golf (w/ your wife)
Date:      Sat Mar 25 12:05:59 2006

A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two 
black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.

Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened. Well, it was like this", said 
the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a 
difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows. 

We went to look for them, and while I was rooting around noticed one of the 
cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the 
tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it, 
stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt! That's when I made my big 
What did you do?" asks the doctor.

"Well, I lifted the cow's tail and yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like 
yours!'. I don't remember much after that.



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