Posted By: medved (A~z na v~eky Mikov~ce.) on 'Humor'
Title:     Strange things happen'
Date:      Sat Mar 25 12:07:53 2006

An guy goes into a bar in the Greek Islands. Jill, the barmaid takes his order 
and notices his Australian accent. Over the course of the night they talk 
quite a bit. At the end of the night he asks her if she wants to have sex 
with him. Although she is attracted to him she says no. 

He then offers to pay her $200 for the deed. Jill is traveling the world and 
because she is short of funds she agrees. 

The next night the guy turns up again and after showing her plenty of 
attention throughout the night he asks if she will sleep with him again for 

She figures in for a penny in for a pound - and it was fantastic the night 
before - so she agrees. 

This goes on for 5 nights. On the sixth night the guy comes into the bar.

But this night he orders a beer and just goes and sits in the corner. The 
girl is disappointed and thinks that maybe she should pay him more attention. 
She goes over and sits next to him. 

She asks him where he is from and he tells her Melbourne. 

"So am I" she says. 
"What suburb in Melbourne?" 
"Glen Iris" he says. 
"That's amazing" she says, 
"so am I - what street?" 
"Cameo Street" he says. 
"This is unbelievable" she says, 
"what number?" He says 
"Number 20" and she is astonished. 
"You're not going to believe this" she says, 
"I'm from number 24 - my parents still live there!" 
"I know" he says, 
"your father gave me $1,000 to give you"... 



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