Posted By: medved (A~z na v~eky Mikov~ce.) on 'Humor'
Title:     on a large farm
Date:      Wed Apr 19 20:29:18 2006

An elderly man in Northern Mississippi had owned a large farm for several 
years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, 
horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly 
shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built. 

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been 
there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring 
back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing 
with glee. 

As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his 
pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep 

One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!" 

The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked 
or make you get out of the pond naked." 

Holding the bucket up, he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."



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