Posted By: medved (A~z na v~eky Mikov~ce.) on 'Humor'
Title:     Drivers
Date:      Sun Jun  4 10:19:12 2006


1. One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: CHICAGO 

2. One hand on wheel, one finger out window: NEW YORK 

3. One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across all lanes of 
traffic: NEW JERSEY 

4. One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: 

5. One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino, cradling 
cell phone, brick on accelerator, gun in lap: LOS ANGELES 

6. Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror: 
OHIO, but driving in CALIFORNIA 

7. Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to 
talk to someone in back seat: ITALY 

8. One hand on 12 oz. Double shot latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell 
phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game, banging head on steering wheel 
while stuck in traffic: SEATTLE 

9. One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both 
feet being on the accelerator and both feet on brake, throwing McDonald's bag 
out the window: TEXAS 

10. Four-wheel drive pick-up truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans 
on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna: ALABAMA 

11. Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above windshield, 
driving 35 on the Interstate in the left lane with the left blinker on: 



No matter where you go, everyone is connected.

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