Posted By: medved (A~z na v~eky Mikov~ce.) on 'Humor'
Title:     A Blonde One
Date:      Sun Jun  4 10:22:32 2006

The first blonde answers, "That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he only 
has one eye!" 

The policeman says, "Well... uh... that's because the picture shows his 
profile." Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the 
picture for 5 seconds at the second blonde and asks her, "This is your 
suspect, how would you recognize him?" 

The second blonde giggles, flips her hair and says, "Ha! He'd be too easy to 
catch because he only has one ear!" The policeman angrily responds, "What's 
the matter with you two? Of course only one eye and one ear are showing 
because it's a picture of his profile! Is that the best answer you can come 
up with?" 

Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third blonde 
and in a very testy voice asks, "This is your suspect, how would you 
recognize him?" He quickly adds "... think hard before giving me a stupid 

The blonde looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, "Hmmmm...the 
suspect wears contact lenses." 

The policeman is surprised and speechless because he really doesn't know 
himself if the suspect wears contacts or not. "Well, that's an interesting 
answer... wait here for a few minutes while I check his file and I'll get 
back to you on that." 

He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the suspect's file in his 
computer, and comes back with a beaming smile on his face. "Wow! I can't 
believe it... it's TRUE! The suspect does in fact wear contact lenses. Good 
work! How were you able to make such an astute observation?" 

"That's easy," the blonde replied. "He can't wear regular glasses because he 
only has one eye and one ear." 



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