Posted By: medved (A~z na v~eky Mikov~ce.) on 'Humor'
Title:     Gambling
Date:      Wed Sep 27 10:15:14 2006

A rabbi and his two friends, a priest and a minister, played poker for small 
stakes once a week. The only problem was that they lived in a very 
conservative blue-law town. The sheriff raided their game and took all three 
before the local judge.

After listening to the sheriff's story, the judge sternly inquired of the 
priest: "Were you gambling, Father?" 

The priest looked toward heaven, whispered, "Oh, Lord, forgive me!" and then 
said aloud: "No, your honour, I was not gambling."

"Were you gambling, Reverend?" the judge asked the minister. The minister 
repeated the priest's actions and said, "No, your honour, I was not."

Turning to the third clergyman, the judge asked: "Were you gambling, Rabbi?"

The rabbi eyed him coolly and replied "With whom?"



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