Posted By: medved (A~z na v~eky Mikov~ce.) on 'Humor' Title: Portrait Date: Sat Oct 7 14:44:19 2006 Mrs. Johnson decided to have her portrait painted by a famous artist. She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, and a ruby pendant." "But you are not wearing any of those things." "I know," said Mrs. Johnson. "My health is not good and my husband is having an affair with his secretary. When I die I'm sure he will marry her, and I want the bitch to go nuts looking for the jewelry." Bye Medved No matter where you go, everyone is connected.