Posted By: medved (A~z na v~eky Mikov~ce.) on 'Humor'
Title:     Portrait
Date:      Sat Oct  7 14:44:19 2006

Mrs. Johnson decided to have her portrait painted by a famous artist. 

She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, 
emerald bracelets, and a ruby pendant." 

"But you are not wearing any of those things." 

"I know," said Mrs. Johnson. "My health is not good and my husband is having 
an affair with his secretary. When I die I'm sure he will marry her, and I 
want the bitch to go nuts looking for the jewelry."



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