Posted By: jetpac (skleroticky hovado) on 'Humor'
Title:     supplies
Date:      Mon Jul 23 12:33:05 2007

An Italian, an Irishman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a Sydney 
construction site. The foreman points to a huge pile of sand and says to the 
Italian guy, "You're in charge of sweeping." To the Irishman he says "You're 
incharge of shoveling." To the Chinese guy, "You're in charge of supplies." He 
then says, "Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you guys to make 
a dent in that there pile." So the foreman goes away for a couple hours, but 
when he returns the pile of sand is untouched. He says to the Italian: "Why 
didn't you sweep any of it?" The Italian replies in a heavy accent, "I no 
gotta broom, an' you tella me dat de Chinese'a guy supposa bringa da  
supplies, but he disappear and I no finda him." Then the foreman turns to the 
Irishman and asks why he didn't shovel. The Irishman replies in his heavy 
brogue, "Aye, that ye did, but I couldn't get meself a shovel. Ye left the 
Chinese fella in charge of supplies, but I couldn't fin' him." The foreman is 
really angry now, and storms off looking for the Chinese guy. He can't find 
him anywhere and is getting angrier by the minute. Just then, the Chinese guy 
springs out from behind the pile of sand and yells... "Supplies!!" 

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