Posted By: tdr (smrt trotlum) on 'Humor'
Title:     Typo
Date:      Tue Nov 17 01:06:31 2009

A young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to helping the other 
monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church by hand. He notices, 
however, that all of the monks are copying from copies, not from the original 
So, the new monk goes to the head abbot to question this, pointing out that 
if someone made even a small error in the first copy, it would never be 
picked up. In fact, that error would be continued in all of the subsequent 
The head monk says, "We have been copying from the copies for centuries, but 
you make a good point, my son." So, he goes down into the dark caves 
underneath the monastery where the original manuscripts are held as archives 
in a locked vault that hasn't been opened for hundreds of years.
Hours go by and nobody sees the old abbot. So, the young monk gets worried 
and goes down to look for him. He sees him banging his head against the 
wall.His forehead is all bloody and bruised and he is crying uncontrollably.
The young monk asks the old abbot, "What's wrong, father?" With a choking 
voice, the old abbot replies, "The word was CELEBRATE, not CELIBATE!"


Nejlepsi polevka je pivo !!!
                                                       tdr, v.r.

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