Posted By: Sheri (15 DaysOfNotSmoking YES!!) on 'Humor' Title: Confession to a priest.. Date: Fri Mar 5 01:41:46 1999 One bright Sunday morning my parents Cindy and Mark took me, their eight year old son, Johnny, to church. We sat right in the front so I could get all the benefits from church. But as we know eight year old boys do not like church at all. Especially me, little Johnny. Halfway through the pastor's sermon I fell asleep. The pastor noticed this, and it was distracting him from preaching. He decided to come over to me and ask me a question about God. "Son, do you know who created all the heavens and earth?" My mother, Cindy, who did not want to be embarrassed by my falling asleep, suck a pin in my right butt cheek. "GOD!!!!" I Cried. "Who was Mary and Joseph's son?" The pastor asked. My dad, Mark, did not want to be embarrassed either, so he stuck a pin in my left butt cheek. "JESUS CHRIST!!!!" I Yelled. And once again the pastor replied "Very good." Near the end of the church service, I could not control himself and fell asleep again. For the last time, the pastor decided to embarrass me and ask a very hard question. "What did Eve say to Adam on the morning when they woke up on the first day?" And I shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'M GOING TO TAKE IT AND BREAK IT IN HALF!
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