Posted By: Sheri (15 DaysOfNotSmoking YES!!) on 'Humor'
Title:     New Zealanders get it right the first time..
Date:      Fri Mar  5 01:48:54 1999

Three men were using the urinals in a public restroom in the UK.

The first man finished relieving himself, zipped up, strolled to the sinks
and proceeded to wash his hands, using plenty of soap and water and doing
a
splendidly thorough job.  As he was drying his hands (with lots of paper
towels), he loftily announced to no one in particular  "At Oxford, I
learned to be clean and sanitary." The man then left the bathroom in a
cloud of self-satisfaction.

The second gent zipped up, marched briskly to the sinks, and scrubbed his
hands with much less soap and water than the first man, doing a splendidly
thorough job nonetheless. As he was drying his hands (with only one paper
towel), he severely announced to no one in particular, "At Cambridge, I
learned to be clean and sanitary, but I ALSO learned to be thrifty and
environmentally conscious." He then strode from the bathroom with a
purposeful air.

The third man finished relieving himself, zipped up, and ambled past the
sinks to the door, muttering to himself, "In New Zealand, we're taught not
to piss on our hands."

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