Posted By: Sheri (15 DaysOfNotSmoking YES!!) on 'Humor'
Title:     Parrot talk
Date:      Fri Mar  5 02:02:06 1999

 A lady approaches her priest and tells him, "Father, I have
 a problem.  I have two female talking parrots, but they only
 know how to say one thing."

 "What do they say?" the priest inquired.

 "They only know how to say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes.  'Want
 to have some fun?'"

 "That's terrible!" the priest exclaimed, "but I have a
 solution to your problem.  Bring your two female parrots
 over to my house and I will put them with my two male
 talking parrots whom I taught to pray and read the bible.
 My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that
 terrible phrase and your female parrots will learn to praise
 and worship."

 "Thank you!" the woman responded.

 The next day the woman brings her female parrots to the
 priest's house.  His two male parrots are holding rosary
 beads and praying in their cage.  The lady puts her two
 female parrots in with the male parrots and the female
 parrots say,"Hi, we're prostitutes, want to have some fun?"

 One male parrot looks over at the other male parrot and
 exclaims, "Put the beads away.  Our prayers have been

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