Posted By: Sheri (15 DaysOfNotSmoking YES!!) on 'Humor'
Title:     Not Guilty Your Honour..
Date:      Fri Mar  5 02:11:02 1999

  A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing.
He is on  the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the
  He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears,
"Ribbit. 9 Iron."  The man looks around and doesn't see anyone.  Again,
he hears, "Ribbit.  9 Iron."  He looks at the frog and decides to prove
the frog wrong.  He puts his club of choice away, and grabs a 9 iron.
Boom!  He hits it 10 inches from the cup. He is shocked. He says to
the frog, "Wow that's amazing.  You must be a lucky frog, eh?"
The frog reply's, "Ribbit. Lucky frog."
The man decides to take the frog with him to the next hole. "What
do you think frog?," the man asks.   "Ribbit. 3 wood."  The guy
takes out a 3 wood and, Boom!  Hole in one.  The man is befuddled and
doesn't know  what to say.

  By the end of the day, the man golfed the best game of golf
in his life and asks the frog,   "OK where to next?" The frog replies,
"Ribbit.  Las Vegas."

  They go to Las Vegas and the guy says, "OK frog, now what?" The frog
says, "Ribbit.  Roulette."  Upon approaching the roulette table, the
man asks, "What do you think I should bet?" The frog replies, "Ribbit.
$3000, black 6."
  Now, this is a million-to-one shot to win, but after the golf game,
the man figures what the heck.  Boom!  Tons of cash comes sliding
back across  the table.

  The man takes his winnings and buys the best room in the
hotel. He sits the frog down and says, "Frog, I don't know how to repay you.
You've won me all this money and I am forever grateful". The frog
replies,  "Ribbit   Kiss Me."  He figures why not, since after all
the frog did for him,  he deserves it.  With a kiss, the frog turns
into a gorgeous 15-year-old girl.

  "And that, your honor, is how the girl ended up in my room.
So help  me  God or my name is not William Jefferson Clinton."

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