Posted By: ufi (Ufi) on 'Humor'
Title:     Nuns
Date:      Thu Mar 25 14:21:37 1999


Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent and the last
instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop
of paint on  their habits.

After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the
door of the room, strip off their habits and paint in the nude.

In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door. "Who is
it?" calls one of the nuns.

"The Blind Man", replies a voice on the other side of the door.

The two nuns look at each other and shrug, deciding that no harm can come
from letting a blind man into the room so they open the door.

"Nice boobs," says the man, "where do you want these blinds?"



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