Posted By: jetpac (Murphy byl optimista) on 'Humor'
Title:     italian men
Date:      Thu Apr  8 07:32:54 1999

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat
themselves, and engage in animated conversation.
The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation
at first, but she listens in horror as one of the men says
the following:

"Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses, dey come
together. I come again.  Two asses, dey come together
again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come  once-a more.".

"You foul-mouthed swine.", retorted the lady indignantly. "In this
country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!".

"Hey, coola down lady.", said the man. "Imma just tellun my friend howa ta
spella Mississippi."

A Panbuh pravil:
   "Kazdy, kdo ma inteligenci na urovni kulecnikove koule, at taky tak 
vypada," a stvoril skinheada.                     
                                           JetPac, z bozi vule JetPac

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