Posted By: Dragonfly (Dragonfly) on 'Humor'
Title:     The Mailman Last Day
Date:      Fri Apr 30 13:11:44 1999

It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail 
through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When he arrived at the 
first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who 
congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift envelope. 
At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars. The folks 
at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures. 

At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful woman in 
a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, gently led him through the 
door (which she closed behind him), and led him up the stairs to the bedroom 
where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever 
experienced. When he had had enough they went downstairs, where she fixed him 
a giant breakfast: eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and 
fresh-squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup 
of steaming coffee. As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out 
from under the cup's bottom edge. 

"All this was just too wonderful for words," he said, "but what's the dollar 

"Well," she said, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your 
last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what 
to give you." 

He said, "Fuck him, give him a dollar." 

The lady then said, "The breakfast was my idea."

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