Posted By: Zaba (I'd rather be skiing!) on 'Humor' Title: Big news Date: Fri Apr 30 13:40:44 1999 Following drinking binge in Christchurch, New Zealand, Koto Salaki passed out - so his buddies stripped him and shaved off his eyebrows as a joke. Getting no reaction, they proceeded to cut off his ear and glue it onto his forehead. Doctors managed to sew it back on. After a heavy drinking session in Weymouth in August 1990, 51 year old Philip Pyne fancied a kip on a bench. To stop himself rolling off, he put 12 nails through his trousers and in the process, drove several of them through his leg. Fortunately he was discovered by police. Zaba P.S.: Put some excitment between your legs - ride a mountain bike!
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