Posted By: ufi (Ufi) on 'Humor'
Title:     Dining Out
Date:      Fri May  7 08:43:34 1999

Dining Out

        A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant
when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table,
gives the husband a big kiss, tells him she'll see him later, and walks
        His wife glares at him and says, "Who was that??!!" 
        "Oh," replies the husband, "that was my mistress." 
        The wife says, "That's it; I want a divorce." 
        "I understand," replies her husband, "but, remember, if you get
a divorce, there will be no more shopping trips to Paris, no wintering
in the Caribbean, no Lexus in the garage, and no more country club. But
the decision is yours." 

        Just then the wife notices a mutual friend entering the
restaurantwith a gorgeous woman. "Who's that woman with Jim? " she asks.

        "That's his mistress," replies her husband. 
        "Ours is prettier," says the wife.



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