Posted By: ufi (Ufi) on 'Humor'
Title:     Sex Therapist
Date:      Tue May 18 13:11:12 1999

 A noted sex therapist realizes that people often lie about the
frequency of their encounters, so he devises a test to tell for certain
how often someone has sex. 
        To prove his theory, he fills up an auditorium with people, and
goes down the line, asking each person to smile. Using the size of the
person's smile, the therapist is able to guess accurately until he comes
to the last man in line, who is grinning from ear to ear. 
        "Twice a day," the therapist guesses, but is surprised when the
man says no. 
        "Once a day, then?" Again the answer is no. 
        "Twice a week?" "No." 
        "Twice a month?" "No." 
        The man finally says yes when the doctor gets to "once a year". 
        The therapist is angry that his theory isn't working, and asks
the man, 
        "What are you so happy about?" 
        The man answers, "Tonight's the night!" 



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