Posted By: Tragg (Angela) on 'Humor'
Title:     female & male
Date:      Fri Jun 18 16:54:54 1999

How kick out boring boys.

1.)M:"Haven't we met before ?"
   W: Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic

2.)M:"So, wanna go back to my place ?"
   W: Well, i don't know. Will two people fit under rock ??

3.)M:"I'd really liketo get into your pants."
   W: No thanx. There's already one asshole in there.

4.)M:"Want to dance?"
   W: No thanx
   M: Don't thank me, thank God somebody asked you.

5.)M:"I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
   W: It's in phone book
   M: But i don't know your name
   W: That's in the phone book too.

6.)M:"You know, I'd really love to travel to exotic paces with you
   W: (ignoring him)
   M: You know what ? I also love sex. What do you say to that ?
   W: Hmmm. you erally love sex and travel ??
   M: Yeas (nods twice rapidly)
   W: Then go take a fuckin' hike!!!

7.)M: Voulez-vous vous coucher avec ce soir?
      (Would you like to go to bed with me tonight ?)
   W: Je voudrais bien, mais je n'ai rien a porter
      (I would love to, but i have nothing to wear)

8.)M: Hey, baby, if you come home with me, I can show you a really good time
   W: You know what your problem is ? Your mouth is writting checks that your 
      body can't cash.

That's al folks!

Angela The Black Archwitch

My time coming, so enjoy this small fragment of me.

My love is too far, so i'm waiting for her.

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