Posted By: Suzanne (rrribit!) on 'Humor'
Title:     Truth about men
Date:      Thu Jul 29 10:31:34 1999


INSIDER'S GUIDE TO THE MALE VOCABULARY


"Haven't I seen you before?"
== "Nice ass."

"I'm a Romantic."
== "I'm poor."

"I need you."
== "My hand is tired."

"I am different from all the other guys."
== "I am not circumcised."

"I want a commitment."
== "I'm sick of masturbation."

"You're the only girl I've ever cared about."
== "You are the only girl who hasn't rejected me."

"I really want to get to know you better."
== "So I can tell my friends about it."

"It's just orange juice, try it."
== "3 more shots, and she'll have her legs around my head."

"She's kinda cute."
== "I wouldn't kick her out of bed but a pillow over the head might be 
necessary." 

"I don't know if I like her."
== "She won't sleep with me."

"Do you 'really' love me?"
== "I've done something stupid and you're going to find out sooner or later."

"How much do you love me?"
== "I've done something really stupid and someone's on their way
to tell you by now."

"I have something to tell you."
== "Get tested."

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