Posted By: Sheri (Sheri's Web International) on 'Humor'
Title:     Re: Sex Therapist
Date:      Wed Aug  4 15:49:13 1999

This one made me laugh lots.. whooops.. wonder what that says.. ;-)
I make noooo confessions.. ;-)


>  A noted sex therapist realizes that people often lie about the
> frequency of their encounters, so he devises a test to tell for certain
> how often someone has sex. 
>         
>         To prove his theory, he fills up an auditorium with people, and
> goes down the line, asking each person to smile. Using the size of the
> person's smile, the therapist is able to guess accurately until he comes
> to the last man in line, who is grinning from ear to ear. 
>         
>         "Twice a day," the therapist guesses, but is surprised when the
> man says no. 
>         
>         "Once a day, then?" Again the answer is no. 
>         
>         "Twice a week?" "No." 
>         
>         "Twice a month?" "No." 
>         
>         The man finally says yes when the doctor gets to "once a year". 
>         
>         The therapist is angry that his theory isn't working, and asks
> the man, 
>         "What are you so happy about?" 
>         
>         The man answers, "Tonight's the night!" 
> 
> 
> 
> 
> 
> Ufi
> 
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