Posted By: Sheri (Sheri's Web International) on 'Humor' Title: Politically Correct Terms About Females Date: Wed Aug 4 15:51:29 1999 She does not: Get PMS She becomes: HORMONALLY HOMICIDAL She does not have: A Killer Body She is: GEOMETRICALLY SUPERIOR She is not: A Bad Cook She is: MICROWAVE COMPATIBLE She is not: A Bad Driver She is: AUTOMOTIVELY CHALLENGED She is not: Easy She is: HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE She does not: Cut You Off She becomes: HORIZONTALLY INACCESSIBLE She is not: Hooked On Soap Operas She is: MELODRAMATICALLY FIXATED She does not: Wear Too Much Make-Up She is: COSMETICALLY OVERSATURATED She will never: Gain Weight She will become: A METABOLIC UNDERACHIEVER She is not: A Screamer Or Moaner She is: VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE She will never: Sag She will become: GRAVITATIONALLY CHALLENGED She does not have: Big Hair She is: OVERLY AEROSOLED SHERI'S WEB INTERNATIONAL ** Email address: sheri@sherisweb.com Web Address: http://www.sherisweb.com