Posted By: Sheri (Sheri's Web International) on 'Humor'
Title:     Politically Correct Terms About Females
Date:      Wed Aug  4 15:51:29 1999

She does not: Get PMS
She becomes:  HORMONALLY HOMICIDAL

She does not have: A Killer Body
She is: GEOMETRICALLY SUPERIOR

She is not: A Bad Cook
She is: MICROWAVE COMPATIBLE

She is not: A Bad Driver
She is: AUTOMOTIVELY CHALLENGED

She is not: Easy
She is: HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE

She does not: Cut You Off
She becomes: HORIZONTALLY INACCESSIBLE

She is not: Hooked On Soap Operas
She is: MELODRAMATICALLY FIXATED

She does not: Wear Too Much Make-Up
She is: COSMETICALLY OVERSATURATED

She will never: Gain Weight
She will become: A METABOLIC UNDERACHIEVER

She is not: A Screamer Or Moaner
She is: VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE

She will never: Sag
She will become: GRAVITATIONALLY CHALLENGED

She does not have: Big Hair
She is: OVERLY AEROSOLED



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