Posted By: Sheri ( on 'Humor'
Title:     The Drunken Cuckoo Clock
Date:      Mon Aug 16 02:22:49 1999

Just after I got married, I was invited out for a night with 'the boys'.  I
told the missus that I would be home by midnight ... promise!  Well, the yarns 
were being spun and the grog was going down easy and at around 3 am full as a 
boot, I went home.  Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock started and 
cuckooed three times. Quickly I realized she'd probably wake up, so I cuckooed 
another nine times. I was really proud of myself, having the quick wittedness, 
even when smashed, to escape a possible conflict.

Next morning the missus asked me what time I got in and I told her "midnight." 
Whew!  Got away with that one!  She then told me that we needed a new cuckoo 
clock.  When I asked her why she said: "Well it cuckooed three times, said 
'Fuck it', cuckooed another four times, farted, cuckooed another three times, 
cleared its throat and cuckooed twice, then giggled! 

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