Posted By: Suzanne (Get real) on 'Humor'
Title:     New World Explanations
Date:      Mon Oct 11 11:01:47 1999

 Money is not everything.
 There's Mastercard & Visa.

 One should love animals.
 They are so tasty.

 Love everybody.
 Love every body.

 Save water.
 Shower with your friend. ( preferably a girl )

 Love thy neighbor.
 But don't get caught.

 Behind every successful man, there is a women.
 And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

 Every man should marry.
 After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

 A successful man is one who can earn more than his wife spend.
 A Successful woman is one who can find such a man.

 Wise never marry.
 and when they marry they become otherwise.

 Success is a relative term.
 It brings so many relatives.

 Never put off the work till tomorrow.
 What you can put off today.

                  Prijde den, kdy se zelvy nauci letat. 

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