Posted By: Suzanne (InLoveWithUniverse...) on 'Quotes'
Title:     Hair :)
Date:      Fri Sep 22 12:20:37 1995

Nice hair. Still styling it with weed-whacker?

I've seen better looking hair in the shower drain.

I've seen nicer hair coming out of my grandma's nose.

Is that your hair, or something is nesting on your head?

Your hairdo really suits your face. They are both ugly.

I'm not saying your hair is bad, but my cat coughs up better looking stuff.

Why don't you put your hair on a leash where it belongs?

Why don't you do something different with your hair? Like wash it.

People who think there's an oit shortage have never seen your hair.


                  Still more questions than answers...

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